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April 2, 2026

England v India: third men’s cricket Test, day three – live | England v India 2025

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68th over: India 254-5 (Jadeja 4, Reddy 0) Three overs ago England were in serious trouble; now they’re arguably on top.

“Inspired by Brian Withington, and with apologies to King Crimson, a reworking of their iconic 21st Century Schizoid Man…” writes Kim Thonger.

Batters pitch. Five-day draw
Lazy pundits scream for more
Behind media centre’s poison door
Twenty-first century Bazball man.

Dead track, seamers mire
Left arm spinners’ funeral pyre
Fielders burn in sunshine’s fire
Twenty-first century Bazball man.

Best heed the twelfth man’s plea
Begloved wickie’s fingers bleed
Nothing he’s got he really needs
Twenty-first century Bazball man.

I don’t know the original but that deserves a round of unfettered applause.

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